Top Ten Perverted Songs

The whole reason I started this blog was for this exact list. I wanted to track down the top ten songs I could find that sound perverted, sick or twisted in any way. So let's begin.


10. "Let's Ride" - Airbourne
I'm starting the list of with this because it's the worst I could find. I basically just needed it to fill the gap. The lyrics basically tell the story of two people having sex. It's not too graphic, so it's at the bottom of the list.

9. "Stacy's Mom" - Fountains of Wayne
The popular stories about doing it with your mum has finally been put into a song... about a decade ago. I still find it sick how young people can be in love with their friend's mother. Take American Pie for example, with Finch being in love with Stiffler's mum. Sick people...

8. "Something In Your Mouth" - Nickelback
One of Nickelback's best songs, the song basically says how a girl looks cuter with something in her mouth (we all know what this means; and if you don't you need to pick yourself up a porn magazine). The lyrics aren't too gruesome, but still give us the image of Chad Kroeger's genitals in someone's mouth... *shudders*

7. "I Like It Rough" - Lady GaGa
The last person on Earth I would want to know about 'liking it rough' is Susan Boyle; but Lady GaGa isn't too far behind. It's actually not too perverted, but just the thought of someone with a mile long of fake hair and a whole load of surgery just makes my spine shiver. Sorry GaGa, but I won't be dancing to this tune.

6. "Jizz In My Pants" - The Lonely Island
The lyrics of this song is hilarious the first few times, but after a while you realise how sick they really are. The lyrics are fairly solid, as they have good rhyming. The song is about a random guy getting off for the most normal things. He sings about needing to wear a condom "at all times it's a necessity". If you haven't heard this song, you probably should. It's good for a chuckle.

5. "Follow You Home" - Nickelback
Here's another one from Nickelback. If you listen to the lyrics, you hear about Chad Kroeger doing anything to just follow this girl home. Even if he is burried alive or shot in the leg. If you ask me, any guy who does that is either really sweet or just fucked in the head. On ya, Chad.

4. "The Bad Touch" - Bloodhound Gang
I always thought this song was called "Discovery Channel". Some of the lyrics in this song are just plain sick. If you are actually one of the sad saps viewing this list (but thank you) then check this song out on YouTube. It's actually a good song if you look past the meaning.

3. "It's Not Fair" - Lily Allan
Lily Allan talks about giving head - is that hot or just disgusting? Anyway, the lyrics are still pretty screwed up, making it the third most perverted song I've ever heard. Again, another one you should YouTube if you like that sort of stuff.

2. "Every Breath You Take" - The Police
Have you actually ever listened to this song? Do I even need to explain this? I was going to put this one as number one until I heard the number one song. The lyrics to this song are pretty screwed up. The song was initially meant to be a love song, but I see it the wrong way. How can "Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you" not be put highly on this list?

1. "Mother's Day" - Blink-182
How could I not put this up as number one? The lyrics say it all. This is THE most vile songs I've ever heard. All he sings about is fucking a dog, 'your' mother and 'your' father. I know what you are thinking, and don't worry, I am thinking it too. Never heard this song? I advise that you don't, but then again... LISTEN TO IT!!!


And that concludes the list. Got any problems with the list? Cool.