This list will not really be about my personal opinion (as I don't like a few on these wbsites on this list). I've asked around for a few of these answers so lets' see how things go.
You can read this link for the top 500: http://www.alexa.com/topsites (but let's make our own list!)
10. Blogger
No, I'm not sucking up, a lot of people actually use this site. It's not quite as popular as the others that will be listed, but it's still up there. If none of you know, it's a place where you can create your own blog (like I have done).
9. Flickr
I don't actually know HOW popular Flickr is, but I know it's up there in the ranks, along with PhotoBucket (which is not on this list). From knowledge, you can upload pictures and chat with others. It's Yahoo! based, as well.
8. eBay
The biggest online auction site in the world, eBay is highly used worldwide, with over 4 million active auctions (with more coming and going every couple of minutes). It's easy to see why it's on here!
7. Wikipedia
How could I not put this on here? Wikipedia is an online encyclopedia with over 2,979,000 articles in the English version alone (there are 9 other languages you can enter). Wikipedia is highly used all over the world -- most kids use it for their assignments, or, if they have Wi-Fi access, use it to cheat on their tests. Wiki is a personal favourite.
6. Twitter
Don't get me started on this website. It's one of those things that becomes an internet overnight that millions and millions of people are addicted to, when there is virtually NOTHING to do on it. A lot of celebrities have an account (no doubt only for more attention and to come back from the dead).
I didn't know whether to put this after or before Wikipedia, but because a lot of people would say Twitter is better made me put it higher on the rank. Don't have a Twitter account? That's okay. Most sane people don't.
5. Facebook
Another thing like Twitter and profile websites, Facebook is where you can upload pictures of yourself, play around with apps and make new friends. You virtually can't do much unless you are friends with the certain person. Facebook is confusing at first but you get the hang of it. One of the apps, YoVille, is rather fun to be honest.
4. YouTube
Everyone's favourite video site, YouTube, is a worldwide hit. I myself even have an account and enjoy watching numerous people make fools of themselves without even meaning to. No doubt, one of the best websites of all time. It's peckish on your downloads, though!
3. MySpace
Did you think I had forgotten about MySpace? Sadly, no. Another one of those profile sites like Facebook and Twitter, except MySpace is the most used worldwide. Tom (that guy that is always your friend when you sign up) is one lucky S.O.B. to have invented something so simple and becoming rich off of it. If anyone asks, he stole my idea...
2. Yahoo!
This covers all Yahoo! websites (the search engine, Yahoo! Answers, Yahoo! Mail, Yahoo! Finance, etc.) and it's easy to see why it's so high. Yahoo receives approximately 3.4 billion page views on average per day. It is the second most visited website in the world (hence why I put it second).
1. Google
We all knew it, so don't let it come as a shock to you. Google is labelled the most powerful brand in the world. Google is also the world's largest search engine to ever exist, with almost 20,000 employees (19,786 to be exact). The term "Just Google it" has become a common line thrown out these days -- so common that "Google" is now also considered a verb and is in the dictionary.
And that concludes the list.
Monday, August 10, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Top Ten Perverted Songs
The whole reason I started this blog was for this exact list. I wanted to track down the top ten songs I could find that sound perverted, sick or twisted in any way. So let's begin.
10. "Let's Ride" - Airbourne
I'm starting the list of with this because it's the worst I could find. I basically just needed it to fill the gap. The lyrics basically tell the story of two people having sex. It's not too graphic, so it's at the bottom of the list.
9. "Stacy's Mom" - Fountains of Wayne
The popular stories about doing it with your mum has finally been put into a song... about a decade ago. I still find it sick how young people can be in love with their friend's mother. Take American Pie for example, with Finch being in love with Stiffler's mum. Sick people...
8. "Something In Your Mouth" - Nickelback
One of Nickelback's best songs, the song basically says how a girl looks cuter with something in her mouth (we all know what this means; and if you don't you need to pick yourself up a porn magazine). The lyrics aren't too gruesome, but still give us the image of Chad Kroeger's genitals in someone's mouth... *shudders*
7. "I Like It Rough" - Lady GaGa
The last person on Earth I would want to know about 'liking it rough' is Susan Boyle; but Lady GaGa isn't too far behind. It's actually not too perverted, but just the thought of someone with a mile long of fake hair and a whole load of surgery just makes my spine shiver. Sorry GaGa, but I won't be dancing to this tune.
6. "Jizz In My Pants" - The Lonely Island
The lyrics of this song is hilarious the first few times, but after a while you realise how sick they really are. The lyrics are fairly solid, as they have good rhyming. The song is about a random guy getting off for the most normal things. He sings about needing to wear a condom "at all times it's a necessity". If you haven't heard this song, you probably should. It's good for a chuckle.
5. "Follow You Home" - Nickelback
Here's another one from Nickelback. If you listen to the lyrics, you hear about Chad Kroeger doing anything to just follow this girl home. Even if he is burried alive or shot in the leg. If you ask me, any guy who does that is either really sweet or just fucked in the head. On ya, Chad.
4. "The Bad Touch" - Bloodhound Gang
I always thought this song was called "Discovery Channel". Some of the lyrics in this song are just plain sick. If you are actually one of the sad saps viewing this list (but thank you) then check this song out on YouTube. It's actually a good song if you look past the meaning.
3. "It's Not Fair" - Lily Allan
Lily Allan talks about giving head - is that hot or just disgusting? Anyway, the lyrics are still pretty screwed up, making it the third most perverted song I've ever heard. Again, another one you should YouTube if you like that sort of stuff.
2. "Every Breath You Take" - The Police
Have you actually ever listened to this song? Do I even need to explain this? I was going to put this one as number one until I heard the number one song. The lyrics to this song are pretty screwed up. The song was initially meant to be a love song, but I see it the wrong way. How can "Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you" not be put highly on this list?
1. "Mother's Day" - Blink-182
How could I not put this up as number one? The lyrics say it all. This is THE most vile songs I've ever heard. All he sings about is fucking a dog, 'your' mother and 'your' father. I know what you are thinking, and don't worry, I am thinking it too. Never heard this song? I advise that you don't, but then again... LISTEN TO IT!!!
And that concludes the list. Got any problems with the list? Cool.
10. "Let's Ride" - Airbourne
I'm starting the list of with this because it's the worst I could find. I basically just needed it to fill the gap. The lyrics basically tell the story of two people having sex. It's not too graphic, so it's at the bottom of the list.
9. "Stacy's Mom" - Fountains of Wayne
The popular stories about doing it with your mum has finally been put into a song... about a decade ago. I still find it sick how young people can be in love with their friend's mother. Take American Pie for example, with Finch being in love with Stiffler's mum. Sick people...
8. "Something In Your Mouth" - Nickelback
One of Nickelback's best songs, the song basically says how a girl looks cuter with something in her mouth (we all know what this means; and if you don't you need to pick yourself up a porn magazine). The lyrics aren't too gruesome, but still give us the image of Chad Kroeger's genitals in someone's mouth... *shudders*
7. "I Like It Rough" - Lady GaGa
The last person on Earth I would want to know about 'liking it rough' is Susan Boyle; but Lady GaGa isn't too far behind. It's actually not too perverted, but just the thought of someone with a mile long of fake hair and a whole load of surgery just makes my spine shiver. Sorry GaGa, but I won't be dancing to this tune.
6. "Jizz In My Pants" - The Lonely Island
The lyrics of this song is hilarious the first few times, but after a while you realise how sick they really are. The lyrics are fairly solid, as they have good rhyming. The song is about a random guy getting off for the most normal things. He sings about needing to wear a condom "at all times it's a necessity". If you haven't heard this song, you probably should. It's good for a chuckle.
5. "Follow You Home" - Nickelback
Here's another one from Nickelback. If you listen to the lyrics, you hear about Chad Kroeger doing anything to just follow this girl home. Even if he is burried alive or shot in the leg. If you ask me, any guy who does that is either really sweet or just fucked in the head. On ya, Chad.
4. "The Bad Touch" - Bloodhound Gang
I always thought this song was called "Discovery Channel". Some of the lyrics in this song are just plain sick. If you are actually one of the sad saps viewing this list (but thank you) then check this song out on YouTube. It's actually a good song if you look past the meaning.
3. "It's Not Fair" - Lily Allan
Lily Allan talks about giving head - is that hot or just disgusting? Anyway, the lyrics are still pretty screwed up, making it the third most perverted song I've ever heard. Again, another one you should YouTube if you like that sort of stuff.
2. "Every Breath You Take" - The Police
Have you actually ever listened to this song? Do I even need to explain this? I was going to put this one as number one until I heard the number one song. The lyrics to this song are pretty screwed up. The song was initially meant to be a love song, but I see it the wrong way. How can "Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you" not be put highly on this list?
1. "Mother's Day" - Blink-182
How could I not put this up as number one? The lyrics say it all. This is THE most vile songs I've ever heard. All he sings about is fucking a dog, 'your' mother and 'your' father. I know what you are thinking, and don't worry, I am thinking it too. Never heard this song? I advise that you don't, but then again... LISTEN TO IT!!!
And that concludes the list. Got any problems with the list? Cool.
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